Showing posts with label parady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parady. Show all posts

Monday, September 4, 2017

The Haunted Brothel by Bret Jordan

THE HAUNTED BROTHEL
Author: Bret Jordan

List Price: 3.50
Published:  Oct 13, 2010
ISBN # 9781936165605
Word Count: 17,008
Genres/Categories: Humor, Mystery, Parody, Halloween

Can a football jock, cheerleader, stoner, techno-nerd, and lazy Basset Hound come together and discover the mystery of The Haunted Brothel?

The Regent hotel is about to open as a ghost walk, packed with terrorizing special effects along with actors dressed as zombies, werewolves, and vampires. There’s only one problem. The Regent seems to really be haunted. That’s not a problem for a young group of ghost hunters. Nancy’s the group’s think tank and can solve mysteries in her sleep. If muscle is needed Tony is the young Adonis who’s not only into heavy lifting, but also a big hit with the ladies. Tina is a paranormal investigator who is into Tony almost as much as she’s into herself while their technician is a stoner with a Basset Hound that can talk, though nobody else can hear his words. The Regent is their first assignment, and these young Paranormal Investigators will learn ghost hunting is scarier than it looks on television while they find out more about each other.

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Sunday, September 3, 2017

Pride and Pork by S. D. Grady

PRIDE AND PORK
Author:  S. D. Grady

List Price: 1.99
Published:  May 30, 2015
ISBN # 978-1-61292-150-1
Word Count: 10,073
Genres/Categories: romance, humor, parody, horror

Warning: Zombie Pigs!

For every young lady must be in want of a sturdy pig spear.

Lady Victoria is serving as hostess for the Harvest Dance in Barrow’s Heath. All is well under the full moon, until the roast pig careens around the ballroom not quite dead. Faced with a terrorized village and fainting mother, our young miss fights off the plague of zombie pigs in order to reach the safety of her betrothed's manor. However, Lord Attleby is far more interested in his brandy than assisting the tiny town. Victoria must gather together a band of pig-slaying villagers in order to save their home and to salvage her future.

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